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Approved
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Law #00003

The Infinite Scroll Theorem

Any person who opens a social media application intending to check it 'for just a second' shall remain scrolling for a minimum of 47 minutes. The probability of putting the phone down decreases with each piece of content viewed, approaching zero asymptotically.

'Just one more' never means one more.

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Enacted: Feb 14, 2024

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