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Approved
by the
Universe
Law #00002

The Pizza Temperature Paradox

All pizza shall exist in one of exactly two thermal states: surface-of-the-sun hot, burning the roof of your mouth upon contact, or disappointingly cold. The theoretically perfect pizza temperature exists for approximately 4.7 seconds and occurs precisely when you are not paying attention.

Pizza exists only at extreme temperatures.

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Enacted: Feb 3, 2024

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