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Law #00004

The Office Thermostat Doctrine

In any workspace containing two or more humans, the thermostat setting shall satisfy exactly zero occupants at all times. One faction will be absolutely freezing while the other is literally dying of heat. Diplomatic resolutions have been attempted in every nation and have universally failed.

Shared thermostats satisfy exactly zero occupants.

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Enacted: Mar 1, 2024

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