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The Save Game Catastrophe Principle

Crashes occur in inverse proportion to saves.

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Law #00015
The Law of All-in One Job
When the job description says your duty is "one specific thing", its a total bullshit :) Your are becoming "All-in one"...
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Law #00014
The Charger Cord Minimum Length Law
Every phone charger cord is exactly 4 inches shorter than the distance between the outlet and a comfortable position.
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Law #00013
The Elevator Button Impatience Law
Pressing an elevator button multiple times does not make the elevator arrive faster, yet 94% of humans will press it at...
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Law #00012
The Pineapple Pizza Provocation Act
Pineapple on pizza constitutes culinary warfare.
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Law #00012
The Pineapple Pizza Provocation Act
Pineapple on pizza constitutes culinary warfare.
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Law #00003
The Infinite Scroll Theorem
'Just one more' never means one more.
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Law #00008
The Deadline Compression Law
Productivity requires the presence of panic.
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Murphy's Law of USB Ports
USB plugs defy spatial reasoning on every attempt.
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