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Law #00015
The Law of All-in One Job
When the job description says your duty is "one specific thing", its a total bullshit :) Your are becoming "All-in one"...
9/5jobsironykys
Office Laws0
Jul 6, 2026
Law #00014
The Charger Cord Minimum Length Law
Every phone charger cord is exactly 4 inches shorter than the distance between the outlet and a comfortable position.
chargersfrustration
Universal Laws0
Jul 1, 2026
Law #00013
The Elevator Button Impatience Law
Pressing an elevator button multiple times does not make the elevator arrive faster, yet 94% of humans will press it at...
elevatorsimpatience
Universal Laws2
Jul 1, 2026
Law #00012
The Pineapple Pizza Provocation Act
Pineapple on pizza constitutes culinary warfare.
pizzapineapplewar crimes
Completely Illegal Nonsense3457
Sep 1, 2024
Law #00011
The Comment Section Futility Principle
No opinion has ever been changed in a comment section.
internetargumentsfutility
Internet Laws2345
May 22, 2024
Law #00010
The Selective Hearing Paradox
Humans hear only what they should not.
hearingsnacksevolution
Universal Laws1767
May 10, 2024
Law #00009
The Pirate's Snack Accord
He who brings snacks earns the crew's favor.
piratessnacksmaritime
Pirate Laws987
Apr 28, 2024
Law #00008
The Deadline Compression Law
Productivity requires the presence of panic.
schooldeadlinesprocrastination
School Laws2890
Apr 15, 2024
Law #00007
The Closet Space Inequality
Closet distribution is never equal and never will be.
relationshipsclosetsinequality
Relationship Laws1432
Apr 2, 2024
Law #00006
The Save Game Catastrophe Principle
Crashes occur in inverse proportion to saves.
gamingsavestragedy
Gaming Laws2570
Mar 20, 2024
Law #00005
The Shopping Cart Wheel Axiom
One wheel will always betray you.
shoppingfrustrationwheels
Universal Laws1654
Mar 12, 2024
Law #00004
The Office Thermostat Doctrine
Shared thermostats satisfy exactly zero occupants.
officetemperatureconflict
Office Laws1876
Mar 1, 2024