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Law #00006

The Save Game Catastrophe Principle

The probability of a game crash, power outage, or system failure is directly and exponentially proportional to the amount of unsaved progress. A game saved every 30 seconds will run flawlessly for years. A game not saved for three hours will crash during the final cutscene.

Crashes occur in inverse proportion to saves.

Gaming Lawsgamingsavestragedy
Enacted: Mar 20, 2024

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