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Law #00014
The Charger Cord Minimum Length Law
Every phone charger cord is exactly 4 inches shorter than the distance between the outlet and a comfortable position.
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Universal Laws♥ 0
Jul 1, 2026
Law #00013
The Elevator Button Impatience Law
Pressing an elevator button multiple times does not make the elevator arrive faster, yet 94% of humans will press it at...
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Universal Laws♥ 2
Jul 1, 2026
Law #00010
The Selective Hearing Paradox
Humans hear only what they should not.
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Universal Laws♥ 1767
May 10, 2024
Law #00005
The Shopping Cart Wheel Axiom
One wheel will always betray you.
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Universal Laws♥ 1654
Mar 12, 2024
Law #00001
Murphy's Law of USB Ports
USB plugs defy spatial reasoning on every attempt.
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Universal Laws♥ 2847
Jan 15, 2024