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Law #00015
The Law of All-in One Job
When the job description says your duty is "one specific thing", its a total bullshit :) Your are becoming "All-in one"...
9/5
jobs
irony
kys
Office Laws
♥ 0
Jul 6, 2026
Law #00014
The Charger Cord Minimum Length Law
Every phone charger cord is exactly 4 inches shorter than the distance between the outlet and a comfortable position.
chargers
frustration
Universal Laws
♥ 0
Jul 1, 2026
Law #00013
The Elevator Button Impatience Law
Pressing an elevator button multiple times does not make the elevator arrive faster, yet 94% of humans will press it at...
elevators
impatience
Universal Laws
♥ 2
Jul 1, 2026
Law #00012
The Pineapple Pizza Provocation Act
Pineapple on pizza constitutes culinary warfare.
pizza
pineapple
war crimes
Completely Illegal Nonsense
♥ 3457
Sep 1, 2024
Law #00011
The Comment Section Futility Principle
No opinion has ever been changed in a comment section.
internet
arguments
futility
Internet Laws
♥ 2345
May 22, 2024
Law #00010
The Selective Hearing Paradox
Humans hear only what they should not.
hearing
snacks
evolution
Universal Laws
♥ 1767
May 10, 2024
Law #00009
The Pirate's Snack Accord
He who brings snacks earns the crew's favor.
pirates
snacks
maritime
Pirate Laws
♥ 987
Apr 28, 2024
Law #00008
The Deadline Compression Law
Productivity requires the presence of panic.
school
deadlines
procrastination
School Laws
♥ 2890
Apr 15, 2024
Law #00007
The Closet Space Inequality
Closet distribution is never equal and never will be.
relationships
closets
inequality
Relationship Laws
♥ 1432
Apr 2, 2024
Law #00006
The Save Game Catastrophe Principle
Crashes occur in inverse proportion to saves.
gaming
saves
tragedy
Gaming Laws
♥ 2570
Mar 20, 2024
Law #00005
The Shopping Cart Wheel Axiom
One wheel will always betray you.
shopping
frustration
wheels
Universal Laws
♥ 1654
Mar 12, 2024
Law #00004
The Office Thermostat Doctrine
Shared thermostats satisfy exactly zero occupants.
office
temperature
conflict
Office Laws
♥ 1876
Mar 1, 2024
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